Red Rose, Black, Words and Music By Brian McCaskill

Words and Music by Brian McCaskil

November 29th, 2002
Happy Belated Thankgsgiving!

Well, the Turky Day is over, so button those pants back up, seriously, have some pride in yourself.

Well, my niece is crying for the computer, so thats all you are getting for now.

November 26th, 2002...The Sequel
Two in one day, yes. I didn't have my second job or class so I had too much time on my hands, so some response.

Brian, Bobina Dylan is not hot.

Fake Jews are the best kinds. We have all that Jewish charm, yet we don't bicker prices down, or drive so poorly. Besides, you goyim love a certain fake jew, Jesus perhaps?

Besides its the fake jews who do the jobs the real ones won't like lawyers...actually on second thought, fake jews do suck.

However, to prove you don't hate jews, real or fake, you should see "School Ties." It has Brendan Fraiser, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck (small part), and a few others you should recognize, before any of them sucked. Also, if you haven't seen Malcolm X yet, run the gamut and purge the bigotry altogether this weekend.

I forgot to add earlier how much I hate 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioners. First of all, they just don't work, don't kid yourself, they don't. Also, who is really too busy to use shampoo, then rinse, and then use conditioner. It takes what, a minute? Two if you count the "repeat" process. Face it, Pert Plus has you all brainwashed (no pun intended) into thinking they are giving you such a great deal, don't let them fool you.

...this guy comes up to me and asks me for a light. I told him I

November 26th, 2002
Its pretty fucking sad that we all have to comment on the same guestbook signing since there are so few of them. Either way I would have to agree with the choices the guy made. Brian, the Thing was perhaps the most popular member on the team, so don't get mad. Either way, you fit him anyway, you are the tallest, orangest, have the biggest hands, and are the hardest to understand. Katie is the Invisible Woman because she never posts anymore, Nico likes fire so much, his piss actually ignites it (5 points to whoever knows what that is about), and as far me, perhaps that person has heard the rumors about me from college.

Austin is proof that Bob Dylan makes people sick, physically.

Four day weekend coming up soon, who is up for sleeping late, then doing what happens every other weekend?

About the Jewel and Bob Dylan thing, it has to be taken out of context, even the direct quote doesn't sound serious, sounds like Brian might owe an apology soon.

It has come to my attention that Brian finds a number of girls attractive, unfortunately, that number is 1, and her name is Bobina Dylan.

Either way there is this real funny story that happen, I was leaving work when

November 22th, 2002
Real quick, Brian said he may pick up playing the trombone since there is no Dylan tour to check out, however; my friend Antoine from San Fransisco who also knows Brian, said Brian already knows how to play trombone, then he winked real funny with just one eye, wonder what that meant.

It has come to my attention that Jack and Coke is no joke.

We have stats now, I honestly have no idea how to feel about that.

Just played guitar with the George Harrison pick, yeah, you can tell the difference.

Its a good pick, but normally I have a much bigger pick, why does everyone look at me when I say that?

Come to think of it, I want to live to be older than 126 years old, show those japanese women how its done.

If Brian's life was a movie, I think a young Brock Hudson would play him, not Clark Gable, no reason, cough cough.

Thats all.

November 20th, 2002
Got the new George Harrison CD, as well as the Audioslave CD, which I wasn't even aware was out yet. The George CD kicks ass, I got the deluxe version, but I haven't been able to check out the DVD or play guitar with the special George Harrison pick yet. I have heard the CD through already, but only once, so I don't know it that well, I do know you should check it out though, and check track 3, Pisces Fish. You see, his birthday being a day after mine would make us both Pisces, the most endowed of all Astrological Signs.

I have only gotten to hear a few songs off of Audioslave so far, Like a Stone rocks, but its not the same version I downloaded awhile ago, which is better. Apparently I downloaded the "Civilian Project" version which they recorded at the first go round. Also good is "I am the Highway" and "Free of What You Are." The album is more, uh, I don't want to say softer, even though its the perfect word to use here, but softer than I had expected as a whole, with a bunch of hard songs as well, pick that one up too, then rob a bank, because even at Wherehouse Music, the deluxe George CD and the Audioslave CD came to just over $40.

Nothing ever came out of Philadelphia says Brian. When you see him mention a little thing called the fucking United States of America!, oh and bifocals.

I went into the mini mart at Exxon today and at the counter, next to all the rolling papers and pipe screens "for tobacco use only" was a shitload of viagra rip offs, hard on pills, and I was thinking, who would try to save their sex life at a Gas Station. And the names were like "All Nite Looong" and "Hammer Strong," it was funny. Oh well, I guess Exxon helps you get your sex on. But who better at sex and romance than Exxon, they have covered more animals in oil than all the gigalos in the world.

Katie, of course Bulls are colorblind, actually they are almost totally blind, anybody here who has fucked a cow knows their eyesight was fucked up that night, well that is true for the Bull his entire life.

My shoes smell like piss, later.

November 18th, 2002
Fuck you Bob Dylan.

Actually the show was pretty good, better than last year I think, however, fucking Bob picked Wednesday to do the fucking good show when I couldn't go, and did a relatively moderate performance on Friday. If you ever go to the First Union Center though, and if you have high seats, make sure you get those balance patches they have on planes and cruises because you will fall. Also, Dylan is not a baseball game, chants of BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY! seem a little out of place there.

Don't be that guy who pisses in cups.

George Harrison's CD comes out tomorrow, probably pick it up Wednesday since I won't have time tomorrow, but you should get it, whoever you are.

If you are going to be that guy who pisses in cups, don't be the guy who knocks it over, seriously.

I happen to know where the appendix is on the body, ask Brian, he can verify that.

If you do knock the piss cup over, try to make sure nobody else ends up standing in it.

Watch the Sopranos, only 3 episodes left, well maybe its too late to tell you to watch the show if you don't already.

Its not sex if there is no penisary contact, or so I hear.

If somebody else has to stand in the piss, make sure its not me.

Just like the Yankees after the first round of the playoff this year, I'm out.

November 13th, 2002
Well, while the rest of the staff here gets to go see Bob Dylan, I got to take a history test, who's ahead here.

Got the new Pearl Jam CD, cool shit, its pretty good, I have to agree with Brian that "Thumbing My Way" is one awesome song. However, Bushleaguer didn't get any better. Overall the album is no 10 or Vs. but its worth checking out.

Which brings me up to the point, it seems to me that the staff at Wherehouse Music is just too damn friendly. When I picked up the Bonnaroo CD, the guy seemed way too interested in my selection of music, and just last night, when I paid for Pear Jam, the girl goes "whats up" like she knows me and we haven't seen each other in 5 years, and when she sees Riot Act, she whispers "Pearl Jam" as though she was about to have an orgasm, it is just a weird place, but its pretty cheap, so its ok.

Turns out Usama is alive, that sucks.

War with Iraq, you know the sequels are never as good as the original, and the first one was boring as it was. Of course, when its part of a planned trilogy, many times the second one is the best, we'll just have to see about that.

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November 8th, 2002
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

Well.

Well, if you didn't vote, it didn't matter, since Lautenburg won by like 10% of the vote, so if you are a democrat, you are happy, if you are a Republican, you are mad, if you are Green Party, you probably are going on about how messed up the system is that a third party doesn't have a chance and never even checked the results, since you knew Glick wouldn't win.

However, on the bright side for the GOPers here, who I don't know, Danny I guess, the Republicans won back the Majority in the Senate, and gained seats in the House, so the control both houses and the Presidency. What it came down to, since Bush is so popular, all of the Democratic candidates acted like Republicans so they wouldn't look unpatriotic. The voters said, well who acts like a Republican better than a Republican? So the Dems are down, Gephardt and McCauliffe will be out and not much else will change since the Dems were passing Bush's big things anyway, Iraq, homeland security. If you are a Judge buff, perhaps you'll notice a few more appointments, and maybe that artsy guy at the coffe house won't seem so snooty since his party is in decline.

Diner, diner, diner, diner, diner...how do we do it? Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and oversleeping here and there.

I forgot to add my condolences to the family and friends of Jam Master Jay. He truly was a poineer of Rap, and if you didn't like "Tricky" back in the 80s you weren't cool, without exception.

Bobby Brown fell off of the wagon again, the world doesn't make sense anymore.

I'm out like Saurkraut.

November 2nd, 2002
The Ring is an extremely fucked up movie. I mean weird, like really weird. But you should see it, seriously, and if anybody asks you who sent, be sure to tell them I did. Thats Joshua Ungerleider, pronounced /Ung ER LI DER/, call me if they ask for my social security number.

A small correction on an earlier post, the Audioslave song that I was saying was real good is call "Like a Stone" I believe, not "Cochise." I have since then heard "Cochise" and that's real good too, not as good though.

Whole Lobster for $8.99 at the Lampost Inn on Thursdays, can't beat that, no you can't.

Well, maybe you can with Crab Legs for $8.99 on Wednesdays.

So long.

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