Red Rose, Black, Words and Music By Brian McCaskill

Words and Music by Brian McCaskil

June 28th, 2002
First off, if you haven't seen "Star Wars, Attack of the Clones" do so, now. It was really good, it was given a bum wrap from those who thought the romance part of it was no good. Actually the romance part of the movie, wasn't really good, but the movie as a whole rocked.

Wow, would you look at the new cool people looking at the site now? In fact, one is soooo cool, he/she is actually too cool to leave their name. Man, I thought I was pretty cool, but I still have to leave my name on the site. I guess I have a long way to go to be That cool.

I don't know what Nico is complaining about on the guestbook though, the email of the one hate entry said "Give it to me in the ass@please.com." I didn't see any "Toocooltoleavemyname@suckers.com." Whoever, this Pete O'file is, thanks for classing up the joint. As for "Too Cool" I don't see your entry, but I trust Nico that you wrote something.

Everybody just realize this, who plan to "be cool" on the guestbook. The internet was made so people who are pussies in real life can act tough for once in their life. However, you choose to be a pussy, even on the internet. Man, Pussydom has reached a new low. Also for everybody else, know that there is a good chance I am smarter than you, so you will end up embarrassing yourself if you follow the route of Pete O'file.

One last thing on the subject, if you really need to verify your life on the internet somehow, forget using the guestbook, go to Tripod.Com, and make your own site, its real easy, and you'd only be half the queer you currently are.

Mets vs. Yankees today, Round 2. I don't see anything different happening for the first series, Mets 2, Yankees 1.

Oh, I get it now, Pete O'file, pedofile. Well, at least the kid is honest with himself/herself.

Last but not least, Brian played at the Java Joint, with Nico joining him for a few songs. For those of you who went, you rock, for those of you who didn't, and you call yourself friends, shame.

Thats all for today, if anybody else from NAMBLA is reading this, please molest your children elsewhere.

June 26th, 2002
Sex Pistols suck, E-Mail me and tell me a good reason why they don't, and I'll give you something, whatever.

Check out Jack Johnson via Music "exchanging" sites or whatever. He's the guy who sang on G Love's "Rodeo Clowns" awhile back. He won an "ESPN Sports and Music Award" (hey, its as legitimate as a Grammy) given to him from surfers. Ben Harper plays on the song "Flake" with him.

Nico agrees with me about the punk thing, which is a majority for the site, so you can consider it the policy of the site.

Thats all mackla fakkaaassss.

June 25th, 2002
First off, I do not find Nico hot, because, well, basically I'm a superficial dick.

Ted was the worst Kennedy, and that includes "Kennedy" the former MTV VJ.

Speaking of which, expect to see Nico host an all new episode of "Direct FX" next week.

Some people take Air Hockey too seriously. Just so everybody reading this knows, on the tournament on ESPN 2 (yes there is an air hocky tournament, and yes ESPN 2 aired it, right after the Magic the Gathering Finals) the players would stop the puck every five seconds. According the the NAHLPA (National Air Hockey League Players Association) you can stop the puck as long as you don't use your hands. So some people need to shhhh.

If you get a chance to see "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls," don't. Unless you really want to see the movie quoted in the beginning of "Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime. The movie really had no purpose except to show some bad young aspiring actresses naked. Ebert, who wrote the film, loses all credibility after this movie, well, at least his thumb does. I mean, the movie is supposed to take place in the 60's and their is an '82 Camaro in it.

I hear things, I hear things about "Memento." I keep hearing that it was a good movie, I must have rented to wrong copy. Don't get me wrong, it had a cool idea, and a decent ending/beginning, but once you have that good idea to write a movie about, you still have to write a good movie. I was very disappointed in it, and seriously, any movie with Carrie Ann Moss, Joe Pantiliano, and Guy Pearce really can't be considered, "Independent." On the DVD, they have something about the director's first movie, and it too had a cool theme, but didn't look like there was too much content after that.

If you see Nico or Brian, ask them how the air is up there on that horse they're on.

I don't like emo, Distrubed, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, most Punk (most of which, isn't really punk), however; music is to entertian, and if *NSync can sell 13 million copies of a CD and please a bunch of little girls and boys (lets be honest), they good for them, they are doing their job. If every artist wrote songs like Bob Dylan, played guitar like Clapton, rapped like Slick Rick did in his day, it would all suck. Music is graded on a scale, believe it or not, so when you listen to your Doors CD, thank *NSync for making Morrison Hotel sound that much better.

Speaking of Punk, isn't it weird that a musical genre which started out as "No Rules Music," now has more rules to it than any other music form. Seriously, its harder to write a hands down punk songs than a Sonnet in Iambic Pentameter. "They're not punk because they're on the radio," "They're not punk because they brush their hair," etc, shut the fuck up. I mean, after all, half of the original punk music called itself "New Wave" just so they could get on the radio. Sex Pistols fired a member for listening to the Beatles. Like Johnny Rotton or not (cough cough, overrated, cough, has been) the Sex Pistols do not even come close to even being able to be compared with the Beatles.

Phony Punkmania, has bitten the dust.

Brian and I would both like to agree that a new, unnamed person has taken the pole position in the Dick contest.

Thats all for today, just know, its not cool to say your sister is dead unless she really is, in which case, none of it is cool I guess. (Thats not me being a dick, its the reason there is a new #1 dick.)

June 23rd, 2002
First off, I have never had a Flock of Seagulls haircut. Not that it matters, since nobody remember what one looks like, unless you've seen "The Wedding Singer" a million times, hmmm Nico?

Nico has become to Emo what McCarthy was to communism, its the new red scare. Also, if he were a Kennedy, he'd be Ted.

Don't "fuck emo" as Nico says, its good, sort of. It helps kids find out their "preferences" out earlier.

Nico has brought 5 people to the site yesterday, and its been about the same all week, congratulate him.

Anybody else think this site is getting old? Or is it just me?

Thats all for today, if you see Nico, tell him to "Just Say No" to MTV. If you see Brian, tell him to just say no to referring to Johnny Cash as "chill out music."

June 21st, 2002
Yup, we're #1, and don't bother thanking Nico for bringing people here, views have been down.

If you are stubborn and choose not to thank me, thank Brian for doing something worthy of us making a site for.

Mets won a rubber match last night to take the series from the Twins, who are a first place team, and they beat the Royals tonight. Expect the Mets to lose after about 12 or 13 more consecutive wins.

You may have noticed a new front page to the site, I'm not sure I like the way it looks, so it will probably change in the next few days, expect something like, JOSHUA presents, yada yada yada.

Speaking of less page views, look at the goddamned site, please.

Nico, Eddie Vedder called me and said to tell you not to work for MTV this summer, sellout, he added the sellout part, not me.

See Brian play this Thursday at the Java Joint for the umpteenth time.

Yankees dropped two straight, ha ha ha ha ha.

Despite sounding like a breakfast cereal mascot, Tony Tarasco is kicking some ass with his one at bat a game for the Mets.

Today I did nothing and it was everything I had hoped it would be.

Feel free to visit me at work, and you don't have to pay for parking.

Austin only beat me at Air Hockey because I had just played three grueling games and he was fresh, rematch one day buddy.

Nico does have the high score on the dancing game, and the bastards took out that "Zap you full of fucking electricity game," it rocked, bring it back. I also noticed you have the original "NBA Jam" in storage. Why do you not bring that one out and retire "Revoltion X?" which was only cool for a week or two.

Thats all, just hear this, I will soon own the record for the basketball game, on all three settings.

June 20th, 2002
This is the third time I tried writing this because my computer stinks, either way.

WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Yup, thats right, we have taken over the pole position and are now in first place on the "Vote for Us" site. Thanks for all your support, but more importanly thanks to me for creating this beast.

Brian graduated, so we can use bad language now that there are no more kids here. Fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, jerkoff, dick, pussy, Ralph Nader.

That was fun actually.

The new M&M color is going to be purple until October, where they will decide whether or not to keep it full time. They were going to put a White option in the voting, but we all know a white M&M would be no good, y'kna'mean!

If any of you do choose to pay Nico $5.95 to hear him make fun of you, I get $2 for each person for the idea.

While I know the "Guestbook" and "Our Word" sections are fun and all, but I hope you all are taking advantage of everything on the site. Are you listening to the songs from Brian's album (the vulva in which this site was born.)? Are you reading the lyrics are the poetry on the site? Hopefully Nico will get off of his ass and put up some of his own stuff to view as well. For example though, there is a poll on the "Songs" section with 11 votes, and I'm pretty sure I voted 10 times, so check that stuff out.

If you don't see any news updates in a particular day, its because there is no news (cough cough Nico)! Don't be worried, we didn't abandon the site.

Thats about all, congrats to Brian and everybody else, and WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! USA! USA!

June 17th, 2002
Sure, pop up ads suck, but since our donation bucket only collected two loose buttons, its either pop up ads or we make this a pay site, and lets get real, nobody wants to spend $5.95 a month to read Nico make fun of them.

Moby and Eminem are still fighting, but then again, don't brothers always? Seriously, it wasn't until after seeing the new Eminem video 5 times did I realize it was him dressed as Moby, and not Moby making a guest appearance.

They are not too different though, Moby pretends to drive cars in his videos when he really doesn't in life, and Eminem pretends to be tough, we his isn't either.

Besides, no matter how important a message is, if every rapper puts that message into their song, it loses value.

Some black guy in the Village in New York shot three white guys and poured kerosene over 7 after making racist comments or while making the racist comments. So, for the next week, expect to hear the idiot Civil Right Leaders (not all civil rights leaders, just the ones that are idiots) to excuse the crime and blame it on poverty or bad health care coverage, while white racists who claim not to be racist just because they don't want slavery to say its going to be a race war. And if you are latino, well, then you are actually safe. If you are middle eastern, nothing new, the pricks still hate you.

An interesting fact came out of the story, 80% of race crimes are black crimes against white people, if you count every crime in which the assailant is a different race than the attacker. The bad side of the fact is, you'll now have closet racists (and yes, closet does have a double meaning there) now claim that black people are the racists. Hopefully though, people will see this fact to mean that racism is a two front war, and we must attack on both fronts, not just one. Thank God this happened in New York though, because anywhere else, there would be looting right about now.

Speaking of looting, golfers are complaining about the crowds at the U.S Open, saying they are stereotypically New York assholes. New York fans, while wildy emotional at games, are some of the most level headed fans out there. While Mets fans hate the Yankees and visa versa, we all want to see another Subway Series, and as I said before, New York fans never riot after winning or losing a championship.

Speaking of Mets and Yankees, you'll be happy to know that the Mets won the series 2-1 last night, with good overcoming evil. A three run homer by Mo Vaughn sealed the deal. Mo power, arr arr arr.

Thats all for today, a bit long I know. Just if you wondering what the "arrs" are for above, it is supposed to a pun on the Home Improvement saying, when Tim the Toolman Taylor barks, I'm just not sure how to spell his grunt.

June 16th, 2002
Well, well, well. When the Yankees win, its "sing a song about the game." When the Yankees lose, its, "lets stop talking about baseball." This theory was popular in the era known as the 80s as well.

Apparently, USA is not worth the bold type, but Brian's gig is, hmmmmm.

In a unrelated story, the FBI has discovered an Al Queda cell in Beachwood.

I talk about sports here and there, because nobody else can, and we like to keep this universal. Brian was not aware of this policy, despite his name be slapped all over the site.

Rocky 1 is by far the best Rocky. Part 4 was with the genetic altered boxer, Dolph Lundren I believe. Since when did Rocky go science fiction. It might sound cliche, but the Rockys go in order, first is the best, second is next, and so on, until part 5, which was perhaps the worst piece of film I have ever seen, next to Judge Dredd, Driven, Oscar,....

Its Father's Day, and you didn't send me a card, its ok, you were adopted anyway.

The rumors of Brian's skiing accident were false indeed. However, that wasn't the reason he lost his balls, which, despite what Brian says, are detached and in Mali somewhere.

Well, off to see the Mets win the series tonight, later.

June 15th, 2002
Well, the Mets won today, score one for the good guys. The series is now 1.5 to .5 in favor of the Mets, but due to an excess of stomach semen, the Yankees are given the first game, tying the series at one a piece, Father's Day Massacre tomorrow on ESPN.

Also a number of moral victories for the Mets, they get the W (Win) today, they threw at Clemens, Clemens leaves injured (unrelated), Piazza hits a homer off of Clemens, and to top it all off, the Mets Pitcher, Estes, hits a two run home run off of Clemens, which must have been embarassing for a pitcher of Clemens status. So basically, today, the Mets out-played and out-classed (by not actually beaning Clemens) the Yankees.

There's a reason that in every baseball movie the Yankees are the bad guys*.

(*Rookie of the Year doesn't count since it was in the NL, Major League 2 doesn't count because in the first the Yankees were the bad guys, and The Scout doesn't count because it sucked.)

So Dan can't say I forget bets, I'm going to mention our bet so there is proof of it, and neither of us can wuss out. I bet him $5 that the Mets will make the playoffs. However, if the season ends short due to a "Strike," the bet is off. So even though both sides of the bet is covered, there is still a 50 to 1 shot that either of us will win.

Off of sports, I've given the Hives the benefit of the doubt twice, they still don't do anything for me. And now it looks as though MTV2 is starting to shove bands down our throats along with the original MTV as well. Its a two front war.

I'm not naming names, but if my sister's boyfriend came onto this site and signed the guestbook, he'd probably be dead shortly afterwards. Now, I'm not saying Brian will be a pussy if he doesn't do this, but then again, I'm not saying he isn't a pussy either.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Its Father's Day tomorrow, and I want a card since I'm your daddy, bitch!

Seriously, just because the movie "Father's Day" sucked, it doesn't mean you can not get your father a card, "he brought you into this world, and he's not above taking you out." My father would always say that, until he realized today thats a threat, and he'd be arrested for saying it.

Back to sports, sorry, but the reason I made the bet is since the Nets lost to the Lakers, and the Jets don't look too promising, its up the the Mets to represent the "ETS" teams, fingers crossed.

Thats all, just when you sign the guestbook, don't hold the letters down to create on really long word, because then the other entries, which are centered, are real hard to see, and it just isn't cool, and I'll have to edit it. Pizzle my Nizzle.

June 14th, 2002
If you get a chance to see "Monster's Ball," do it. The movie is good, in a really weird way. The movie is not weird though. Its so fucked up actually, that when that famous scene comes were Haille Berry is having sex, you are so depressed that it doesn't do anything for you. So, if you rent it, skip to that scene first, then watch the movie.

The dad from "Everybody Loves Raymond" is in it, and he's a racist, takes a second to get used. P Diddy and Mos Def are in it too, and suprisingly, P Diddy diddy'd real good. Mos Def was good as well.

There can't be any real pictures Nico until I get my camera fixed, which might be some time. However, if anybody has and photos they want posted, E-Mail them to us, no porn please, well at least no weird fetish porn.

So the doritos girl from that wonderful, wonderful, superbowl commercial a few years ago has her own show now, "Spy TV." Hopefully the last episode will be that the whole show was a trick on her. However, I'll watch the show if she does the dorito trick again, computer generated or not.

Strokes were on Leno last night, and the Hives were on Conan, well 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

We are still in 2nd on the voting site, but like I said before, it only updates every so often, so we might actually be in first. Either way, we are one of 2 American sites on the list, and only maybe 1 or 2 more sites aren't French. So please vote and show that America is #1.

Send Brian your condolences since he only had his balls in elementary school.

Thats all, remember vote for USA! USA! USA! USA!

June 12th, 2002
Keep voting for us please, we are currently 12 votes behind first place, and the site only updates every week or so, so we are probably closer than that.

Nico is right, page views were up the other day, and even higher yesterday, thanks for the support.

On Howard Stern TV last night, Henry Rollins mentioned that Bono irritated him so much he wanted to "see his life shortened." Good luck Bono, you might be able to take Rollins. You have to do better than Tyson did against Lewis. Come to think about it, Rollins back up would be hundreds of hard rock flunkies, while Bono's back up would be hundred of starving third worlders with AIDS, not looking good for the biggest thing out of Ireland since potatos and whisky.

Nico calls me the Scotch Lord, but I prefer masking tape, I don't get it.

Brian, ask Nico why onions suck, he said it damn it. First you don't update your shit, then you don't even read it right. Expect a name change for the site soon.

Red Rose, Black notes any mistakes promptly and ungrudgingly, so yesterday's column, the word "Douche" was incorrectly spelled as "Deushe," I apology for any harm that may have cause anybody.

Kazaa is warning its users about a "Benjamin" virus. However, through Kazaa I received the Love Letter Virus. You can tell you have it if all of your Kazaa files are listed twice. Each file will have a normal Icon (Quicktime, Windows Media Player, etc) while the other one will have a weird one. Also, the weird files will end with a ".mp3" suffix or a ".mpeg" suffix or whatever, while the real file will only display the name.

If you accidentally click on the wrong file, it will try to access your email, and your address books, so look out for it.

Don't worry, its not contagious though.

I repeat my sentiments that its a good thing that Gotti is dead.

In HBO news, expect a "Sopranos" and "Six Feet Under" crossover special featuring the death of Gotti.

There are many reasons to hate the man, Gotti, one of many is that the movie "Gotti" is the worst mafia film of all time, even worse than that spoof "Godson" with that Kevin McDonald momo from "Kids in the Hall."

If anybody from Lakewood High School is reading this, you guys got the worst yearbook I have ever seen in my entire life, oh, and you guys are fags. The school has gone downhill since '98.

That's all, remember, in August, first watch the "Sopranos" then "Six Feet Under" for a special on John Gotti.

June 11th, 2002
Well, its 9 months to the day of September 11th. It hasn't even been a year and we've stopped counting months, it was one month, two months, all the way to six months, then no mention of it until today. Either way, any couple delivering a baby today should be slapped vigorously.

John Gotti died yesterday, and Italians just got a bit classier. Actually, its too bad he just died, since the rest of his family was just busted, he just missed the family reunion.

Not to be outdone, Sammy the Bull plans on dying of throat cancer very soon.

Hand held Yahtzee sucks, it really does.

A man was arrested on May 8th for conspiring to detonate a dirty bomb in the U.S. The announcement was made a day or two ago, because the FBI and CIA just finally found out about it.

Onions really aren't that bad, Nico. Of course, if you eat one, or something with onions in it, be considerate to pop a breath mint, everybody.

Nico, I said my computer blows more than Anna Nicole Smith in a room full of naked billionaires on viagra, not as much as the new Papa Roach video, it hasn't gotten to that level yet.

Since Brian doesn't update too often, I'll talk some shit here about him, forcing him to respond:
He's running for "Mayor of Funnytown"
He's a four-lane highway, or so I've been told
His new nickname is "Deushe," and it does bother him
He's a dick......house
Him and Dashboard Confessional (or Dashy, as Brian calls him) do go way back
He's really a Justin Timberlake fan

Thats about all for today, Vote god damn it.

June 9th, 2002
My Computer blows more than Anna Nicole Smith in a room full of 90 year old billionaires.

I don't care what anybody tells you, Compaqs suck more than (see above). They claim to be #2 in customer satisfaction, #2 is how I would describe Compaqs, just not in the same way they mean it. To put things simply, Dude, get a Dell.

Basically, thats why updates have been sporadic.

News from MTV, Carson is too busy with TRL and Last Call to do our site, but MTV did lend us that Jesse Campbell kid from a few years ago. Amazing, he's as annoying in print as on TV.

Nico sold out to MTV, so expect in a few weeks to see him on 10 times a day, for a week.

You know, I was on TV once, but the court order won't let me say anymore than that.

A few updates ago I said, "Yep, the Nets are in the Finals." Notice how I never added anything else to that.

War Emblem did not win the Triple Crown, so horse racing has dropped to the "only rich pricks care" status again.

Speaking of which, the only difference between a porquepine and a BMW is that a porquepine has the pricks on the outside.

We have jumped to a commanding lead (in 2nd) on the voting page, with only 12 votes behind the pole position. If you all keep voting at the same rate, we'll have the title in no time, thanks to those who are voting.

Ralph Nader wrote a letter to the NBA Comissioner complain about the referee's in Game 6 of the Lakers/Kings series, I find it very hard to believe that Nader is a sports fan, or a fan of anything that somebody might deem fun.

Compaqs suck.

If you see Brian, tell him to update his stuff, if you don't see him, E-mail him.

Thats all, Compaq's suck.

June 7th, 2002
Dee Dee Ramone of The Ramones, died allegedly due to an accidental heroin overdose.

I'm going to be a dick here.

Any dose of heroin is an overdose, so there is no such thing as an accidental one. It's going to kill you, asshole, don't do it.

If you have ever seen the movie, "Mom and Dad Save the Planet," you'll know its a movie where Jon Lovitz its the dictator of a planet full of complete morons. Either way, there is this scene where Lovitz's soldiers pick up a Light Grenade, which is supposed to kill anybody who touches it, but is tempting since it says "Pick Me Up" on it. Either way, the first soldier picks it up and dies. The next soldier looks confused, picks it up and dies, and so on and so on until there is only the captain left. This is basically how it is with Rock Stars and drugs.

E-mail me to tell me I'm a dick.

Don't get me wrong, I express my condolences for the friends, family, and fans of Dee Dee Ramone. Let's just hope this 14,632th kick in the ass is enough to stop the next one from shooting up, heroin kills, you're not above it.

On a lighter side, Nico will be selling out to MTV this Monday, airdate is not known yet.

On the bright side, due to Nico buddying up with Ian and Sway, we expect to generate more traffic here, expect a new name soon, Red Rose, Black...As Seen on TV.

Also, expect Carson to have his own column soon.

Thats all, if you get a chance, watch "Mothman Prophecies" its good despite Richard Gere being in it.

June 5th, 2002
Slow day yesterday on the site, remember, we're watching you, so start watching us.

For the record, I didn't count how many times Nico said ass, just the amount of times he has mentioned my ass. That might be weird, I agree, but not as weird as Nico mentioning my ass.

However, thanks for the well wishes during my illness.

Also, I'm not homophobic, the only gay folks I'm scared of the the 275 lbs. ones who like knives and hate me. If they are straight and 275 lbs. and hate me, I'm scared of them too.

Actually I'm not scared of them, I'm only scared of lesbians, not TV lesbians, but real lesbians. Think about it, on TV lesbians are Jenna Jameson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc, but in real life they are Rosie O'Donnel, Melissa Etheridge, and Sandra Bernhard. Talk about false advertising.

Whether or not the Yankees buy championships or not is for arguements, but just know I didn't make the theory up, and the Yankees are basically the reason why some people want profit sharing in the MLB, which I don't by the way.

Feeling better today, not that you care.

Please start voting for us, so we take the #1 spot, and other people start coming here, so we don't have to rely on you Jackasses.

On the news lately, they are saying the fire was in Berkely Twp, and they don't even mention Beachwood anymore, ask Nico and Brian how that makes them feel.

Thats all, VOTE!!!

June 4th, 2002
I feel like shit. I get bronchitis every so often this time of year, and its back.

Nico has mentioned my ass three times in the last week in his column, and he's calling me a homosexual, what color is that kettle again?

According to the news, the fire in Beachwood is not fully contained, and with scheduled heavy winds, it can become a problem again tomorrow, and I still don't care.

That can't be a popular thing to say when 90% of this sites readership comes from Beachwood.

Getting back to this little Yankees rivalry I'm having with Dan, I still maintain the Yanks are a team of fags. Think about it, they have been on top of the game the last fews years, and still all their fans talk about is their "history." Don't get me wrong, they have the richest history in sports probably, but when you describe a team playing as "magical" then it becomes pretty gay, even more gay than a blonde goatee.

Anyway, that all started with me making some gay joke towards Derek Jeter (which I think we all agree upon.). Either way, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with being gay, just that the Yankees are the team that symbolizes sodomy the most. You Yankee fans should become a little more secure with your sexuality.

And yes, the Nets are in the Finals.

A lot of gay references on the rant today, this is what Nico brings to the site.

Anyway, in non-sports non-gay news, Brian has his gig on June 27th, at the Java Joint, its a thursday, we'll keep you posted.

Also, please start voting for us, we got the voting site straightened out, we are already in third and are about to take 2nd over real soon, and make sure you rank us with a 10.

That's all, just remember Vote for us, Beachwood is still ablaze, and both Dan and Nico prefer to talk about homosexuals too much for straight men.

June 3rd, 2002
Music of Nico? Labor of Nico? Funny, I never hear any of Nico's songs on this page. Of course, his bitching are actually lyrics to his next album, first single will be "LBI Cops Suck." I haven't heard it yet, but sounds like it would be a good emo song. Hmmm.

And for the labor, it took me more work to set up the site so Nico could be on it than it takes for him to say "Pat is gay" or something like that.

Either way, there has been some shit talking between who is more gay, Mets are Yankees. I think having an owner like George Stienbrenner, and cable station called "Yes," and a catcher like Posado, the Yankess clearly win the title. Hell, in the 70s, two pitchers on the Yankess were in love with each other so much, they swapped families, wives, children, pets and all. Kind of weird, since the Yankees are usually better swingers than that.

I also find it funny that a man who considered getting a tounge ring says a blonde goatee is gay, what color is that kettle again?

Also the Yankees, who have had the best players to ever play the game, get their stars the gayest nicknames. The Babe and The Mick. You can see that movie playing now in some seedy movie theater in San Francisco.

Beachwood NJ caught on fire yesterday, unfortunately, 1 home was engulfed, and 9 damaged. On the bright side, the smell of the town has drastically improved. Has the War on Terrorism and the War in the Middle East died down so much that a fire in an inconsequential town like Beachwood makes the news? Funny thing is, when the BFD (Beachwood Fire Department, not Big Fucking Deal) sprayed some of that Dover water on the fire, the smoke resulting actually looked tye dye.

Oh, by the way Beachwood, California called, they said get over it.

Thats all, remember, come the end of the season, Yankee Fans will love the term "Wild Card," hate the term "Red Sox," and then stand in line to watch the Mets' ticker tape parade for winning it all.

June 1st, 2002
Well, its June.

I haven't been updating my part much lately because I am studying for a test, so lay off you sons of bitches.

I didn't get drunk at Nico's, nobody at this site has ever seen me drunk, it'll stay that way. Scotch is good though, probably my favorite type of tape.

Somebody lied to you if they told you the Mets suck, flat out lied to you.

And yes by the way, the Nets are in the NBA finals.

If Sports make you think of men in tight pants (ahem couch Nico) perhaps you have been sharing those "protein shakes" with Derek Jeter one too many times.

Neil Young released an album recently, it didn't get anybody out of jail, so Brian hates it.

Oasis is coming out with a new album, funny, I thought the Beatles broke up.

Back in my day, you cut school the day of the prom, not the next Monday. of course, if your prom/formal is on a Sunday night, like mine was, then of course you cut Monday. But otherwise, on a Friday night prom, you cut Friday. If you really want off Monday, cut them both.

Vanilla Sky DVD is awesome, however, I think they mentioned that they are going to release a special package (calm down Jeter) later, sort of like they did for "Almost Famous." I'd probably wait to see if that comes out first.

Well that's it, so far it looks like June will suck as much as May did, however we did hit 300 on our counter today, yup, we finally passed the Ike Turner level of hits.
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